i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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