The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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