Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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