we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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