I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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