Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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