What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
40s are totally the cure
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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