Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis