how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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