You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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