I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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