Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
do nipples grow back?
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