Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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