do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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