i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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