No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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