belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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