This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
