i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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