How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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