We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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