can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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