Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
