how can u be prego again
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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