Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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