I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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