I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?