It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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