how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.