Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
my poor anus
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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