Having a random hookup so left but love u
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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