real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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