You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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