I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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