You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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