I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The struggles of a small town man whore
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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