Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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