People with herpes should wear stickers.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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