I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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