Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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