She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We left the knife in your bed.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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