Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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