You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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