Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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