Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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