I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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