Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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