it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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