Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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