Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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