she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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