either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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