you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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