He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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