You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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